mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

for science

What Venturian used to say before adding thrusters to everything.

Vent: *adds a fuck ton of thrusters* This is for science.

by TailsNASCARFan93 December 5, 2020

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.

They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.

by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021

Paolo's Science Topic

It is wrong, no data to back his topic up therefore Paolo Agresto's Science Topic is wrong.

The worst thing in America is Paolo's Science topic.

by user2342076 May 3, 2022

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018