James Flynn

Often very confused, overuses the words hardly and surely not. Enjoys to look at and possibly taste feet

"oh look I think I see James Flynn"
"Why is he bent over"

by Mr Flynn ryder November 27, 2023

Dexstar Flynn Mitchell

This is a dangerous man with a massive schlong and will absolutely rail ur sister and if u don't have one he'll give you one.

Hey Dexstar Flynn Mitchell

by Definitely not a porn bot December 8, 2023

The Flint City Special

When a person drinks the liquid diarrhea that has been filtered and sifted from the entangled ass hairs of their partners butthole. Commonly used for sexual gratification as a form of coprophiliacy.

Man 1: Hey man you look really tired and sweaty do you need a drink of water?
Man 2: No thanks, my girl just gave me The Flint City Special I'm not dehydrated.
Man 1: Oh sweet! Me Next!

by Tony Sullivan April 17, 2024

Mimi Flynnbag

A Mimi flynnbag is the giant amount of fat just above your hairdresser’s vagina that rubs against you the entire time you’re getting your haircut.

Dude I need a haircut so badly, but last time I did the woman who cut my hair did an awesome job. Problem is the entire time she was rubbing her mimi flynnbag all over me and I think she was doing it on purpose it was gross

by Mimisacow March 26, 2025

NJ Flynn

Is the term banks use when your credit score is below 400 and they’re trying not to laugh that even applied for a loan.

What was that fat, uneducated, white trash hairdresser, who has been evicted from four places in the last seven years and now has to live in Pleasantville, NJ, thinking when she applied for a car loan. We ran her application and her credit score was 392 a real live NJ Flynn!! It was awesome

by Mimisacow March 26, 2025

The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant

When a girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pulls the man's knees up to her shoulders as he violently spews laxative induced volcanic diarrhea across the room. Commonly announced in conversation as the abbreviation, F.M.F.H.

Hey babe, since the owner of this Airbnb was being such a lying jerk, wanna do the F.M.F.H.(The Flint Michigan Fire Hydrant) on the kitchen counter before we leave?

by JBone9940 December 12, 2025

give a flint

to fob off

He'll give a flint as soon as you mention the job

by sarrah23 January 7, 2009