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flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute
Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.
by Waysickerthanu June 12, 2023
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Whack ass flats

Yo yo yo that hombre junior is a whack ass flats. He be one of those flat earthers.
by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018
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super flat world

PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT IN MINECRAFT TURN THE WORLD TOF FLAT THE WORLD IS NOT ROUND IT IS FLAT lol
Mike: "mate is the earth round?"
Jerry: "nah in minecraft you can make the world super flat so we can"
Mike: "ok..." *teleports to another Planet*

the world is a super flat world
by Napstablook May 21, 2018
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the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.
Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.
by The flat muffin June 24, 2018
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human fall flat

when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her
last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night
by name buster June 21, 2021
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stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...
I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"
by 2Charvels January 12, 2011
mugGet the stand flat footedmug.

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.
Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."
by Moroccanite June 23, 2023
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