Feectomy

In the sales world, when your fee quickly gets diminished from X to X-50+%. Damn.

So then I realized my client was related to the other party, and since I had no leverage in negotiating this deal the landlord gave me a feectomy and reduced my fee by HALF!!

by Jerry Matson April 21, 2008

fectoid

fec·toid
noun

The unit measurement of fecal matter

Abbreviation: fect.

Person 1: Did you hear that the toilet got clogged at his party?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet

by Cdawg-1234 November 22, 2011

feetisher

foot fetish people

Feetishers are weird.

by drodhertzer June 21, 2013

Feego

An insult, mainly directed toward women. Faggot, but for girls.

She totally lied straight to my face. She's such a feego.

by KC Rappa November 4, 2016

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

Feething

When you want something so fucking bad you will do anything

My head hurts like a bitch I am feething for same MARY J!

by Kaaal January 3, 2017

feelony

An act which you feel is a crime, irrespective of actual law.

The weight of conservative opinion was that Sarah Silverman's tweet was a feelony.

by shrough February 2, 2017