coochie farmer

A guy who messes around with a girl and her best friend behind the girls back.

Amanda, Tara, stop fucking around with Jesus he's a coochie farmer. -Mary

by Bitch666 June 29, 2007

Gay Farmer

Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.

"Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, and I'm a Gay Farmer"

by George Vespe May 8, 2008

Farmer

Someone who participates in activities that are boring, pointless or not that fun i.e. activities that are equally boring to farming and the associated farming lifestyle. Can also be used interrogatively.

Q:What are ya doin' tonight ya farmer?
A: Nothin, I'll probably stay in tonight and watch the O.C. or Dexter on T.V.

by Aaron Yao September 24, 2009

farker

a person who owns everyone at something awful

a person who gets his/her rocks off by farking other websites

a person who looks up to the big nutted squirrel

that farker just kicked his ass

by some TFer February 29, 2004

Beat Farmers

The bestest band EVER.
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!

by Disabled Dan January 29, 2005

farmers choice

Little kids who want to get drunk on £1.60

jamie meets jane. jane and jamie have 80p each. (proably chavz) lets by some farmers choice. Later caught by the police drunk, after whiffing it.

by billybobm July 20, 2006

Farmer Brad

A person who owns the only farm in town and sells corn stalks. He's a hick who owns a 95' Dodge Dakota Sport and he likes the simple life and has a neck beard. He is a very nice individual and never gets angry. For some reason he is really good at computer graphics. Oddly shaped.

"Farmer Brad how is the crop doing this season"

by Tmac44 November 4, 2009