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Emotionality 

A term used by development executives in Hollywood as a way to avoid actually figuring out a problem with a character and/or story.
Listen Bill, your script is lacking emotionality. We want you to take some time, work on that, and come back to us when you think you've hit your mark. Because, at the end of the day, we're just going to need more emotionality in order to win over an audience.

THX.

Exec
Emotionality by Ronald Mexico XIV October 10, 2011

Emotional beer goggles 

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

emotional suplex 

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.
Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
emotional suplex by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013

emotional sperm

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!

Emotional Drizzy

A word to describe your sadness or pain in a situation. It's called this because Drake also known as "Drizzy" is really fucking emotional.
"Guys, I'm so fucking emotional drizzy right now."
or
"Stop being so damn emotional drizzy!"
Emotional Drizzy by wowisthatkfc January 6, 2014

emotional chilli 

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.
I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?