elephant kisses

v. int. The act of pushing one's face into a man's testicles, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Maria: Have you ever gone down on your guy?
Katie: no but I give him elephant kisses every morning!

by Gen. George S. Fratton June 21, 2011

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011

Osama bingus Laden (Elephant)

Osama bin Laden was a rogue bull elephant named after the eponymous designated terrorist of the same name. It was responsible for at least 27 deaths and the destruction of property in the jungled Sonitpur district of the Indian state of Assam. After a two-year rampage from 2004 to 2006, the elephant was eventually shot; but some were doubtful that the correct animal was killed.

Footjob Gamer: Hey bro, That Osama bingus Laden (elephant) was insane, huh

by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

wakka flakka elephant

A lesbian who smokes weed at parties with other lesbians and rub clots at the same time.

Hey Joey. You stay away from those wakka flakka elephants. There is a literal hive over there.

by weed fucktard June 22, 2016

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

elephant cup

In the shower, Insert the middle and ring fingers in the anus and the other fingers gripping the buttus. Cup your palm to catch the water and let the water clean out your anus.

I wanted to feel cleaner after the mud butt I had, so I elephant cupped in the shower.

by Therealsion2yall December 16, 2022