Edge

A man who doesn’t do shit, takes no true accountability, gets high all day, way too pushy when horny, threatens to kill himself when he doesn’t get his way, doesn’t care until it’s too late, puts on a front infront of his homies, lies a lot, talks shit about people, manipulates you, judges you, makes you feel stupid, is controlling and WAY too insecure but also somehow a narcissist at the same time. An edge is a truly horrendous experience, but it’s a lesson. An edge got you rethinking life. An edge is so so selfish and uses people to get what he wants. He’s also a fucking pussy.
Victor “if you leave me I will kms”
Marie“Don’t be such an edge”

Victor “I promise I’ll never do it again I’m such a fuck up you deserve better
*repeats “mistake” over and over again*

Victor“ stop acting like a bitch. Cover up. Take that down”

Marie “ no it’s givinggg edge”
by Wetcooch April 04, 2023
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edge

a comedic style in which a person, usually a 12-15 y.o. male, says or does something incredibly offensive and crass with their main intentions being to overcome their woefully bland sense of humor, make themselves appear intellectual, and offend others. edge is most commonly employed by young teens who haven't quite yet developed a personality and have browsed through a few too many unsavory subreddits.

edge is not the same as dark humor, in which the offensive statements are made with an actual punchline or crux of the joke. edge is typically pointless, interchangeable rambling.
14 year old: "hitler! slavery! cbt! arson!"
normal person: "is this joke going to get a punchline or is it just a bunch of meaningless edge?"
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( January 03, 2023
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Not getting a few medals that were once reliable is only a surface matter. Really Amercia losing it's edge is worse, as difficult as it is to keep a rhythm when you haven't practiced/trained/prepared much.
America losing it's edge would not be a good thing.
by The Original Agahnim August 09, 2021
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To edge is when you listen to the song "living on the edge" by aerosmith
Oh, dude! You have to try to edge today!
by Kingkreo23 January 07, 2024
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Edges

Is the small baby hair that's leading to your adult hair

Not the long adult hair!! That's making edges ( DONT OVER DO IT! EDGES BE LOOKING LIKE A DAMN SNAKE)

Also
My small baby hairs are edges, that's at the edge of my forehead.
by Kellyiah August 15, 2017
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It’s a style you do for the baby hairs typically a “swoop” on your upper forehead. People mostly use edge brushes but you can also use a toothbrush (only for black/light skin)
Today I decided to do my edges so it would hide my big forehead.
by Jandndkendn March 07, 2023
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An edge or 'edge note' is a slang term for a £50 note. It was heavily used in the 90s to early 2000s.
"How much did you pay for that?"
"Edge"
"What edge note for that?!"
by SkyLion September 01, 2023
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