Mikey Drunk

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.
Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs
by Mogar193 May 14, 2011
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Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
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Drunk Trap

An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."
by booboobigsley August 18, 2009
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drunk ollie

The mightiest of gods graces the world with his presence when ollie is drunk. The confidence and swagger of this man is unpresented.
that dude is being a real drunk ollie
by BlobFisssshy May 01, 2022
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Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.
Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.
by Laskan Tony October 06, 2022
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Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.
Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf
by Honeypotter April 10, 2016
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pisspants drunk

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants
Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.
by James Crackcorn August 20, 2011
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