Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".

The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.

by DesertLord June 23, 2012

Subtitle Drunk

As brought to us from How I Met Your Mother: getting so drunk that people need subtitles to understand what you are saying.

Billy got so subtitle drunk... that no one at the bar could understand him.

by Yanksfan1421 September 5, 2013

the drunk continuum

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day

I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

or

Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.

by Schanedawg September 20, 2013

drunk funny

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.

Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.

by baldobald January 2, 2012

pseudo drunk

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011

pisspants drunk

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

drunk nuts

When your so drunk that you go nuts!

If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!

by DamonLeviAsh September 5, 2022