twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

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Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing

Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!

by Forest H July 13, 2017

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An elite Krew of men who are dedicated to the art of eating the bootyhole. Must each each others members asses before being initiated. After initiated it is required of the newbie to get a tattoo of "FDK" on their knee.

Person 1: "Hey man! What's this club called Fine Dining Krew about?!?
Person 2: " It means you eat the bootyhole bro"

by Mnkee July 25, 2017

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duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

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