drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.

"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."

by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010

drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.

Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!

by istitch October 28, 2017

Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.

Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!

by ODBHB April 8, 2009

Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.

God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!

by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010

Most Valuable Drunk

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them

Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...

by king jay March 27, 2008

Drunk clown's mouth

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

drunk chat

Chatting while inebriated on Facebook. Usually this results in apologetic posts the following day for the goofy behavior/demeanor from the night before

I need to quit the drunk chat. I told Susie last night that I wanted to smell her pussy

by jamminjvg November 12, 2009