Ben Abbots Disease

Ben Abbots is a disease suffered by the students of Chipping Norton school, mostly seen in the 6th form, it can materialize as a rash or spots, and can take many years to be free of the disease, sometimes you are stuck with the disease forever,
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.

Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.

When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,

side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"

Me and Natasha both contracted Ben Abbots Disease It was very painful. Alice caught Ben Abbots Disease, she still has not recovered

by Joe Drinkwaters April 22, 2008

Swine transmitted disease

A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...

Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"

Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."

*All die, pandemic starts*

Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...

by Wing nut 338 (cK) May 2, 2009

Hartman disease

An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.

I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.

by unnamed February 4, 2004

disease

Disease, can mean talent, looks or moves, diseased can mean hip, cool, groovy, hot, perfect, lovely, pretty, awesome.

Snake: "Check out that chick's disease Shovel"
Shovel: "Woah I wouldn't mind catching some of that!"

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield May 28, 2006

pretty girl disease

Basically when a girl suddenly changes into more of a 'girlie girl'. She starts focusing on her overall appearance. Churchies tend to use this term for girls that walk away because they prefer to fit in with the popular kids.

Person1: What's with Ashley? She hasn't been to service in weeks.
Person2: Oh, she got the pretty girl disease.
Person1: I knew she kicked her look up a knotch.

by rarara May 4, 2005

mad cow disease

a fatal disease that affects both humans and cows. very talked about.

one damn cow was found with mad-cow in canada and everyone banned meat.

by megan March 3, 2004

Mad Cowbell Disease

The mental illness of a drummer or percussionist. Causes the drummer to stare at a cowbell with desire to play it leading to a point where they play it at an inappropriate part in a song. People with MCD play the cowbell often as possible and it can get annoying after a while to some, but to most, it is entertaining.

"Did you hear John during practice today?"
"No what happened?"
"His Mad Cowbell Disease led to a corny drum fill and it threw everyone off. He needs to control himself."
"Word."

by AveryW January 18, 2009