anal cushion

An anal cushion is when the inside of the ass/booty is visible on show and you sit on it like a pillow

She sat on the anal cushion it was soft squidgy.

by Liam is sexy July 1, 2020

Panty Custard

The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a female’s panties.

I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so I’m going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.

I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.

by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020

Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it

Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”

by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021

Nasty Customs

A channel on YouTube where a mentally deficient man uses his garage and assortment of cheap tools to make cool garbage out of old derelict junk. A dog named Pabst is the co-star/hype beast. Cheap laughs and cheap cars.

Nasty Customs is a great channel to watch.

by ActualNastyNate October 23, 2022

Penis custard

Cum.

Ohh man I can't believe he got his penis custard on the walls

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

A burst cushion.

The female equivalent of the male beer belly.

Look at the state of that girl at the bar her belly is hanging out like a burst cushion.

by wellybooterupper May 6, 2018