crusty botch

A person of crusty, unlikeable nature.

Vitoria is a crusty botch

by Vinny L. November 2, 2007

Crusty

Giving someone a dirty look

That guy is giving me a crusty
WOW you give a mean crusty

by SheaButter69 June 26, 2008

Crusty Jugglers

Jugglers who are crusty.

Hey you look at them crusty jugglers.

by El Juggler Crusty December 9, 2008

crusty clam

When a man shoots his cum on a womans labia majora and the woman leaves it there until it dries. Then the next man who gets in her pants finds her labia majora encrusted in cum.

"I pulled down her pants and found she had a crusty clam, so I licked it off."

by Mike Gallagher September 12, 2005

cristy conlen

harry balls

british with big harry balls

by bob April 7, 2004

Crusty Potato

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

Crusty Trumpet

A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.

man 1 - Where's Dave?
man 2 - I think he's slipping his secretary a Crusty Trumpet.

by Fbbb September 23, 2010