beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018

Dungeon Crawler

A Dungeon Crawler is one who sleeps in the basement and has OMD (Obsessive Meme Dissorder) most Dungeon Crawlers are low level sex slaves made through incest all have a form of disablilty usually something major like Aspergers. I hear of one Dungeon Crawler named Madison they are very elusive due to their nature. If one is to find one do not tell the father as he will put his street meat back in the basement and will not be seen again if you are a Dungeon Crawler call 911

Dude I think your girlfriend was a Dungeon Crawler, she’s always sending memes, maybe it’s time to put her down

by Slave Master101 June 11, 2018

Sara cable

A girl who likes Ryan ross a little too much

"Did you see Sara Cable crying?"
"Yeah it was over the panic at the disco song northern downpour"

by George ryan ross iiii June 18, 2018

Ivy crawler

A girl that that gives a blow job to non manscaped penis.

I haven't trimmed in months but she still sucked me off, she's a real ivy crawler!

by ___kendi___ June 24, 2018

Lucifers cradle

A nickname placed to describe a succubus

Lucifers cradle wont let her boyfriend come drink tonight

by Allisonsvagina July 26, 2018

Ass-Crawler

The Ass-Crawler is a person who goes beyond sucking up to people to get in higher places or benefit themselves. Usually, the most annoying person to be around and you definitely don't want one as a friend

The Bridgette chick she is such an ass-crawler

by LRKayJay August 24, 2018