coulter

A slang term for a cooter.

Did you talk to Will the other day?
Yeah, he was balls deep in that coulter!

by Ann Coulter's Treason February 3, 2007

Colton

A gay person, usually not very bright. But a good friend😂

(I just made this to show my friend Colton)
Colton is gay!

by UnicornsAreReal(UAR) April 8, 2018

Colten

Some homeless guy you find on the street playing fortnite

Colten: “Hey kids do you want to play fortnite?”

by Mayo._.memes June 13, 2019

I wish I could but I don’t want to

Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends

When you aren’t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite

For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I don’t want to

by Ross-a-tron January 19, 2021

National show love and affection for Colton day

The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him

Please just care about me for one day on national show love and affection for Colton day

by Mr super mega cool kid May 27, 2018

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

Colton Taylor

a kid who sucks at b-ball and has no friends. he likes other men (see also flamer)

"Stop being such a COLTON TAYLOR!!!"

by A Kid March 31, 2005