cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.
Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.
by legendary 71 September 24, 2021
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wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs
“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”
by aidshaver123 December 05, 2020
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cooter fight

-when two females rub their cooters together in a rough fashion
-"lets go downstairs and cooter fight"
by saradawson February 12, 2010
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Cooter Chugging

The act of drinking the liquid emitted from a woman's vagina while squirting during intercourse or masturbation.
Marco excitedly donned his rain poncho and positioned himself for some good ol' fashioned Cooter Chugging when she told him she was ready to cum.
by RoosterGirl May 31, 2019
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Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.
by Costco Cooter June 09, 2024
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Cooter-Man

Man who gets large amount of cooter thrown at him
Cooter-Man is a menace
by l4ljavs August 05, 2021
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Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.
Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!
by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014
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