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teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
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Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.
Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.
by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013
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computer

ur computer is slow
by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020
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Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.
Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."
by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008
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Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.
Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!
by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018
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Computer

An animal that frustrates you all the time even though you are trying to be kind with it.
"Oui!" "This computer!" "I am trying to be kind with it, but it always keeps on biting me for no apparent reason!" "Ouch!"
by artyomkin November 7, 2019
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