Coma Sutra

Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.

Chad went to the hospital and sex with more stroke patients. He gave them the "Coma Sutra."

by Jimmyjoe1115 January 3, 2011

Commando

A perk in Modern Warfare 2 that increases melee range allowing players to teleport/flash step to the nearest player and kill them instantly

OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!! I PUT 10 BULLETS IN THAT GUY AND HE JUST COMMANDOS ME AND I DIE!!!!! FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!!

by runnerboy404 October 19, 2010

Catalog Commando

An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.

The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.

Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.

Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?

Nutnfancy - "Yes."

Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"

by TheNutnfancyProjectHeretic January 28, 2010

barnyard commando

A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.

Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.

by JynnxT August 3, 2007

Russian Commando Pro

When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.

Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind

by canshow October 19, 2010

Cammal Dick

a person named cameron

cameron is a cammal dick

by i is me and me is i July 25, 2011

spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.

1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."

by wolfbert August 29, 2009