Commandotory

When it's mandatory to go without wearing underwear.

The dress code at the bachelorette party was commandotory.

by Brad-Zilla February 20, 2011

commodore's hat

1. a head covering worn by a senior naval officer

2. a circular patch of pubic hair, normally on a male.

Man, keeping my commodore's hat trimmed is way more work than touching up my soul patch.

by George Formby September 29, 2011

comment sniping

the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.

Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"

Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)

Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).

by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013

communist youtube

Communist Youtube is a red youtube, Communist Youtube is another word for red tube.

John "Stop looking at communist youtube!."

Bob "Dont you mean red tube?"

by Gear Death February 24, 2014

Command-stripping

The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).

"This Las Vegas heat has had me command-stripping all afternoon."

by Because7ate9 April 3, 2015

commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

community waffle

The corner prostitute with many venereal diseases that everyone on the block has been with

"Betsy here is known as the community waffle of Springfield."

by Wafflelover689 September 30, 2017