1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
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8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
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Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.
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"Shit man, my bloody testicles are still hurting from that god damn the Colac Sheila last night. God she got me horny though".
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"These people with their bold fashion choices & blocky eyewear, hanging out in a field together.... this is the nerd coachella." (when referring to many of the gatherings for North American Eclipse 2017). - SDS
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