Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Aids child

A adult/ child with no life

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child

by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016

cresant child

It is a term used when a individual that is under the age of 16 is smelly or stinky a lot of the time

Example- “you are a cresant child”

by Vintagehienzbeans January 9, 2020

Golden child

A child that does things right or a Perfect person in everyone's eyes

Dick was a golden child and Tom was the troubled child

by 459395 May 22, 2023

Child Eater

A homo sapien or the promised neverland demon who enjoys eating child organs.

I go to Kentucky Fried Children everyday because I'm a child eater! I love ordering the bite-size fetuses, very chewable.

by Elle is From Hell November 21, 2021

child nest

A type of day care in which the children are treated like little birds in a nest.

I sent my son to the child nest as he needed extra love and attention

by Childnest_101 May 2, 2018

Mong Child

Callum Davidson

You're a mong child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017