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Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.
Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that
by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017
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statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.
Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.
by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018
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child's-eye

The viewpoint that the world is seen as a pure place. The belief that sex is unnatural and evil, swearing is evil, or anything not nice to a child is evil. However, sex is a natural and beautiful process spreading life, and swearing is normal and used daily without consequence. Basically someone with a Child's-Eye is just someone who's a real pussy.
I heard that guy named Steven's got a Child's-Eye. He backs out of every conversation if we swear or talk about something slightly dirty.
by Hotdog Squash February 7, 2018
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Mong Child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017
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incest child

an ugly white piece of shit with an unproportionate face.
That incest child is such a douche-bag
by beep boop, ive given up looser November 2, 2019
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Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach
That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks
by Tobitastic February 26, 2021
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