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Chicago

A game you play where you continuously pass the blunt around, but whoever lets it out first loses.
Leah: Let’s play Chicago
Billie: Yk imma lose
by Innluvwitb October 19, 2023
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Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.
Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party
by MdoubleT December 25, 2023
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Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.
ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!
by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024
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Chicago

A Chicago is the most glorious thing to ever step foot on earth. He is the epitome of power. He controls all. If you meet someone named chicago, bend down and bow.
He is my king, he is Chicago
by BestBakakakakaka January 20, 2024
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Chicago

When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed
Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.

Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
by da MAK January 27, 2024
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dirty Chicago

When a girl is on top durning 69ing breaks WIND and shit comes out on the others face
"A was 69ing Julia and she had hard gas and ended up shitting on my face!" "Dude she gave you a Dirty Chicago "
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 27, 2024
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Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away
When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.
by Miklyn February 7, 2024
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