Cheese-grated

Verb

1: Reduce (something, someone) to small shreds.

2: To gruesomely scar or injure ones face off a rough surface.

Diarmuid fell off his bike and Cheese-grated his face off the road.

by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011

gooch cheese

Often associated with 'duck butter' or 'smegma', gooch cheese is a creamy, cheese-like by-product of crotch sweat. It smells like a mixture ass, old pussy, and warm mayonnaise.

While Johnny was sleeping, I pulled down my pants, sat on his face, and left my stinky gooch cheese residue on his mouth. How you like that shit, Johnny.

by forevercha0s August 26, 2006

taco cheese

same as "Yeast Infection"

What's a matter honey, too much cheese on the taco.

by spankme March 17, 2003

top cheese

A term used widely by hockey players describing a shot in the top corner of the net. Has different names such as bardown, a snipe or top shelf where momma keeps the cookie jar.

Figg is so sick, another snipe top cheese in OT to seal the deal.

by Figg October 2, 2007

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

frottage cheese

Unexpected deposit occasionally resulting for the male from frottage

Cecil was displeased when he discovered the residue in his underpants after his steamy dry hump with Edna

by officeshapedprisoner May 21, 2004

butt-cheese

the lint from your butt.

you know, that stuff, that you find at the back of your underpants, and it sort of looks like dust but you know it isn't, and you smell it, and it's kinda like cheese?
yeah, that's butt-cheese. Enjoy it.

by I <3 butt-cheese June 28, 2008