cereal foreplay

Cereal Foreplay is where one man stretches the asshole of the other man and uses his asshole as a cereal bowl (pouring milk in then cereal and slurping it out with Fecal Matter)

A: Wanna Try Cereal Foreplay Tonight

B: Nah were outta milk

Cereal Foreplay is one of the greatest kinks i have.

by Cereal Fucker October 19, 2017

cereal time

Time to eat some great cereal, pouring the milk first

Dawg you know it's CEREAL TIME

by Jahiem36017 November 29, 2017

Cerebral Phenom

A description for one who has superior intellect and also outstandingly talented or admired.
A nickname bestowed upon someone who is the Incomparable, Indescribable, and Indestructible.

- The person who holds this title is also The bona fide Egypt's Finest

THIS MAN IS INCREASINGLY TALENTED, ADMIRED AND INTELLIGENT. I SHOULD CALL HIM MR. CEREBRAL PHENOM

by CherryRipe May 3, 2018

cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.

"It has cereal crotch on it"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 3, 2018

Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.

Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.

by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

cerealregent

A person you should subscribe to...

i am cerealregent

by i dont want to subscribe... jk May 24, 2018