Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

carrot head

蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head

stfu stupid carrot heads☕️ im bomb ure cluntry tokyo nagoya osaka oyama Oppenheimer style...

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

Carrot

Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.

Carrots are good for your health

by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022

carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.

Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.

by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022

Einstein’s carrot

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

carrot lover

A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically

Invalid if the person is ginger himself

"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"

"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"

by Trenbologna Ace April 17, 2018