Speed Bump

speed bump
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the not too cute chick with her, or overweight friend (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by Not so Special K November 11, 2006

Key Bump Dave

A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!

Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"

by Kill1349 March 25, 2009

The Bump

Alleged runner of certain websites, internet God and one sexy little fukker.Known to have at least 5 names on every website He goes to.

The Bump is a sexy little interweb God

by Interweb_God May 6, 2004

speed bump

very small tits.

Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.

by tit_master#69 March 29, 2010

Hym bump

The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...

Hym "You there! Idiot!"

Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."

Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"

Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
🤕
Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭

Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2022

Chechen key bump

When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.

I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.

by DERDZ November 12, 2020

bump

A word I used when bring up topics on GameFAQs, until B2K came along and bastardized the word.

Now I use "..."

by dj gs68 July 8, 2003