Braden Balser

Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff

A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an

“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.

by flying eagle932 May 6, 2019

badin

badin highschool is full of people who don’t know how to act and are called preppy kids. but when you hang out with them outside of school, they’re the exact opposite from preppy.

“look there’s someone who is smoking in the sidewalk.”

“that’s a badin kid”

by fundumhunbun May 22, 2019

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019

Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020

brain balling

Combination of the word spitballing and brainstorming

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.

by unizebra September 10, 2020

brain damage

apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022

Brain Nut

When you and your homie are mentally and physically intimate and you both climax at the same time while your mental connections are in tune. Causing the ultimate climax of the mind and body.

Seeing Brandon Herrera & Eli brain nut together was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!

by UnsubscribePodcast September 14, 2022