bottle nosing

When a woman gingerly inserts her nose into a man's butt-hole while simultaneously slapping her breasts on the back of the man's legs. Then the man proceeds to take a fat, steaming dump on her face

Nicci was bottle nosing with Chris last night

by will_fraser March 12, 2011

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Dragon Bottle Skeet

The act of emptying out a shampoo bottle then replacing the shampoo with skeet that you have saved for a couple of weeks. Resulting into a sticky raised hairstyle on the person who uses it, similar to the hairstyle on the old anime, Dragon Ball Z.

Samantha took Francis's shampoo bottle and emptied it out. She then inserted her dick into the bottle and released herself. Not knowing, Francis used the shampoo bottle. His hair resulted in a style similar to Goku and he said "Oh fuck I just got a shitload of Dragon Bottle Skeet."

by ChinkyChiChongChingSquint December 15, 2006

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botel

Bleeding Out the Eyes Laughing, A counterculture move to retalliate against the LOL's and BFFL's out there. A real man's internet slang.

1: did you hear? Bush almost choked to death on a pretzel.
2: botel!

by Jammin September 12, 2005

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bottle king

In Scotland Barrs drinks; examples include Irn Bru, Limeade, Red Kola and American Cream Soda, are available in glass bottles with a returnable deposit of 20p. Bottle kings will return these 'gless cheques' enmasse to the nightly 'icey' and exchnge them for fags or drugs. when spotted generally greeted to a chorus of 'ching ching bottle king' - an onomatopoeic depicting the noise of glass bottle knocking together while the inebriate carries them to the van.

There goes that jakey bottle king

by Mercury Mike July 7, 2006

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