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Blowjob Kiss

When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.
Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!
Blowjob Kiss by The Guru Turtle October 30, 2008

Neapolitan Blowjob 

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."

Blowjob Client 

In client services, a client for whom you would bend over backwards, take a financial loss, or otherwise get on your knees for the sake of maintaining professional goodwill.

A client may obtain blowjob status for various reasons, including but not limited to:

- Agency's desire to keep a reputable brand name on the client roster
- Agency's need to fend off other agencies willing to give blowjobs
They want us to expand the scope of work.
- Do we have budget for that?
No, but they're a blowjob client, so we'll eat the extra cost.
Blowjob Client by BananaCan May 28, 2012

blowjobist

A person who does professional blowjobs! 😏
'"Yo that blowjobist got me so good last night!"
blowjobist by WillExplainAll November 26, 2015

mastur blowjob 

Masturbating in someones mouth while tip is inserted into mouth of another to increase pleasure.
She gave me a mastur blowjob, she blew me while I jacked off in her mouth it felt amazing
mastur blowjob by ImKevin November 2, 2014

bulemic blowjob 

The act French kissing your partner immediately after a servere purging episode
My wine was tasting great until my girlfriends bulemic blowjob.
bulemic blowjob by TheWop March 6, 2015