double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

Blaking

the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.

Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.

by Emonster17 December 2, 2010

I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.

Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

black label society

Pure heavy fucking metal.

Black Label Society > your band.

by aldwardo November 5, 2006

pedo-blair

A variation of the word pedo-bear. A person who dates or is sexually involved with someone under the age of sexual consent and is happy to boast to the world that he is doing so.

Man he is such a pedo-blair thinking that he stole our high school crush....man that girl was in diapers when we were in high school!

by relax its only the internet February 23, 2009

Blaze Tree

To smoke weeeeeeddd.

I'm gonna go blaze tree

by Mike Murrison June 22, 2008

Blaupunkt

The Blaupunkt brand is a German manufacturer of high-end stereos. The expensive Blaupunkt car stereos became extremely popular in the 1980's. In New York City owners of German-made cars started to put homemade signs in their car windows saying "No Radio", or "No Blaupunkt". This was an attempt to deter theives from smashing a window to access the coveted Blaupunkt car radio.

My new Volkswagen came with a Blaupunkt already installed.

by mhomefront August 5, 2008