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ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.
"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

Late Birthday sex 

if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday
Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.
Late Birthday sex by gratspike February 27, 2011

double golden birthday 

It is fairly well known that a "Golden" birthday is the birthday when you turn the same age as the day you were born on. For example, turning 22 on the 22nd. A "Double Golden" birthday is when you turn double the age of the day you were born on. Ex. turning 44 on the 22nd.
Friend 1: Did you know today is Tanya's double golden birthday?

Friend 2: That's right, today she's turning 22 on the 11th.
double golden birthday by CLM822 August 22, 2017

golden birthday 

the year you turn the same age as your birthdate.
This year is my golden birthday -- I'm turning 15 on the 15th!
golden birthday by South And West September 19, 2008

Half birthday 

You're birthday but half the way inbetween your birthday from the previous and next year (:
WOOOOH! My half birthday in a week!
Half birthday by yapdizap April 4, 2009

Orgy Birthday 

An orgy, traditionally occurring on the the 25th birthday.

A birthday party in which all of the birthday person's favorite people are invited to have sex, although not necessarily with the birthday person.

A right of passage, every person is allowed at least one Orgy Birthday.
"It's Sarah's Orgy Birthday this Saturday, what should I get her?"

"Bring a partner and condoms!"
Orgy Birthday by Patina December 1, 2009