Zombie Beaver

1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.

We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver

by JFray October 26, 2006

Bakersfield Baseball

when someone (usually a man) takes a shit standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the turd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away

Hey, I have to take a shit, do you guys want to play some Bakersfield Baseball

by jspivs May 23, 2009

Bakersfield tuxedo

Bakersfield tuxedo, Jockstrap and a Tee shirt. In the Summer months it's over 100 degrees in Bakersfield most men stay at home and get comfortable wearing the bare minimal amount of clothing, normally a Jockstrap and a Tee shirt.

Dude what are you wear to the dance? A Bakersfield tuxedo of course.

by CHUCKUFARLEY July 27, 2011

Beater fag

Beater Fag, not to be confused with Theater Fag, is a gay male that is washed up and anywhere from 30 and above. Rode hot hard and wet back in the day.

Man Raymus is such a beater fag. He started working at Rue 21 just to pick up aspiring crystal queens.

by Haylie/Margaret December 31, 2016

Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

by Chris Cole November 12, 2003

Beaner wagon

Car or van filled with at least 8 mexican passengers. Everyone of them shares the same ride.

Carlos, Juan, Jose, Carmen, Louis, Caesar, Pedro, and Hector all enjoy riding to work in their beaner wagon.

by McGullicutty April 26, 2006