Batman of Scarybone

Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.

Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.

Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.

by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011

Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.

"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."

by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015

dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level

Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin

by Hsjajsnsb August 17, 2017

Pán'Batman'achoo

The act of wearing appeal relating to Batman everyday of your existence.
Based on the DC comic charcter ,Panchoo whom is always seen wearing Batman fan gear.

"Wow Steve is a real Pán'Batman'achoo type of guy, he wore his Batman jacket and socks everyday this week"

by StamStam August 24, 2017

The Batman

The Batman will save lives and make love to your wives.

Fix leaks and also spring a leak , it’s the belt chicks dig the belt

They Know it was The Batman!

Robert Miller is The Batman - the echo shhhhhhh

by Milller bobert November 3, 2018

Philly Batman

The Philly version of Batman

Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz

by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020