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based off

Verbal phrase selecting one of the infinitude of things that something is not based on.
Want to hear my new idea for a weapon? It's based off The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. What? Oh sorry, it's based on laser technology.
by AnnoyingBoomer September 11, 2021
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baseball boy

the hottest boys
not gay like soccer boys
ex: campbell and dansby
Dansby is so hot. He's such a baseball boy
by lil huddyyy November 5, 2021
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Baheem

baheem is a joke used by alot of people when they either dont know what to say or wanna interrupt someone. baheem is a translucent, dark figure that dissapears in the dark, supposedly lives in georgia, and attacks you in your sleep. baheem also hides in dark classrooms or school bathrooms. be careful of baheem
ITS BAHEEM
by White Tripod December 19, 2022
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unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
by Monseignore Laszlo March 2, 2010
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Bar Banshee

Noun.

A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.

This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.

Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence

Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!

b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 25, 2011
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69th base

Have sex in 69 position with ond or more honeybadger while while listening to orchestra of Kazahstanian strippers playing We will fuck you.
Guy 1: Honeybadger doesn't taste like honey. I should now, I just went to 69th base.
Honeybadger 1: Rarrarara...aaaaaah
by Kazak69 February 25, 2018
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Jv baseball

The best thing ever. Girls will want to give road head to anyone that plays jv baseball
I heard he got road after after the jv baseball game
by The jv star May 14, 2018
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