A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!
When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.
by Clamer August 10, 2017
Get the slammy barmug. The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on
by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020
Get the Boomer Barmug. a woman that spends too much time at a bar, gets absurdly destroied on a regular basis. easy to convince to fornicate with, n uses a ratchet serving of tongue even when making out.
can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.
can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.
steve: hey are you going to date that girl sarah?
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!
*high five
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!
*high five
by sgt.dickpeppercorn January 25, 2016
Get the bar chickmug. The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.
Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.
by tittiez696969699696969 July 21, 2014
Get the Crotch Barmug. The term savage bars is used when the lyrical value of a song is on point or if someone in a song is getting roasted.
by Sins the skeleton November 19, 2016
Get the savage barsmug. Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.
by TheDannyLovesSauce June 4, 2017
Get the Bar Bikemug. A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Get the Lacey Barmug.