xandy bar

A higher dosage of Xanax, usually the bar shaped scored white ones. This is street slang and has nothing to do with consuming an actual candy bar.

I was so freaked out that my doctor prescribed me some Xandy Bars.

xandy bar by JayXan September 9, 2006

hubby bar 

Medical marijuana edible chocolate bar that comes in several flavors (milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, peanut butter chocolate, and some "crunch" varieties). Each bar has 6 segmented pieces and each piece is very...potent. Usually only takes about half a piece to get you quite "medicated". As of mid-2011, these bars can be found for about $10-$12.

Word of caution: edibles usually do not kick in for a little while (usually 30-45min), so it very easy to eat "too much".

Guy: Dude, that chocolate bar so tiny. I could kill that in a minute.

Friend: No man. It's a Hubby Bar. That shit will take its revenge and kill you in about 30 minutes.

hubby bar by Shooting Blanks May 5, 2011

Puff Bar 

A shitty vape that looks like a juul for broke niggas. Doesn’t even have a pod inside just a tissue soaked in juice.

High schooler 1: Hey bro check out this puff bar I got with my fake ID!

High schooler 2: Shut up and just use menthol pods peasant.

High schooler 1: Nooooooo they taste bad!

Puff Bar by Nawgie March 27, 2020

tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

tard bar by shitass10 February 9, 2009

Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

Clif bar by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

COVID-BAR'ed 

thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged or ruined due to the COVID virus.

Usually referring to data issues.
Often used by actuaries.

I would like to rely on emerging 2020 data, but it is completely COVID-BAR'ed
- Andrew France, Chief Actuary, Florida Blue Medicare, May 2020

COVID-BAR'ed by Bob Snarkanoff May 24, 2020

cake bar

A brand of Cannabis vaporizers

Cake bars make my head hurt after hitting them

cake bar by DirtyPBastard361 September 19, 2021