by Itsdatboiohshitwaddup42069 December 15, 2016
Get the Austin Davismug. 1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.
2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.
3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.
3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
Example 1:
*Phone rings*
Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"
Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."
Example 2:
Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."
Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."
Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."
Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."
*Phone rings*
Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"
Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."
Example 2:
Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."
Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."
Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."
Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."
by Scoobydog September 30, 2008
Get the Pulling an Austinmug. A fucking poon. One whom gets pain in his penis when it becomes erect. One whom takes the penis up the but and likes mens nipples on his tounge.
by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008
Get the Zach & Austinmug. 'hye mih nayme iz tex'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
by thir13en March 21, 2004
Get the Austin, TXmug. I very athletic sexy beast that hauls pussy when ever he wants with his massive dick-very hot redneck
by Minsink valley yee yee brother November 25, 2019
Get the Austin Memmelaarmug. by Nigger#13 February 10, 2017
Get the austin robertsmug. the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.
Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?
Girl2: Austin Porter
Girl2: Austin Porter
by tiffanigger October 29, 2018
Get the austin portermug.