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Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.
(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"
by Matt B December 10, 2003
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step-aunt

In chinese, step-aunt is subtle way to refer "menstruation".
Wife: "I think my step-aunt arrived" (my period arrived )
by Junki Yard January 25, 2016
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Second Generation Aunty

An American born Indian woman who speaks with a heavy American accent, married a guy typically in business, has a kid and lives in a 'small' house in the suburbs and is looking to upgrade to a larger custom new built.

Second gen aunties were most likely married 2-3 years ago (in a grand, lavish manner) and instantly became obsessed with having children. As soon as they had a child they become obsessed with making sure this child has organic snacks and clean toys. These women are babyproofing experts who somehow manage to make their house well designed and baby proofed. They are also obsessed with Whole Foods and making sure the space between their first and second child is perfectly timed.

These women have perfectly toned bodies and talk in shrill high pitched voices, and almost exclusively with other second gen aunties. When talking to others of their own kind they talk mostly about how tired they are and the snacks that their children eat.

Second gen aunties are generally rich and dress very well. You will almost never see them without their fashionable sunglasses and their large tote of baby supplies. These women try a little too hard to maintain their Indian roots however rarely speak in their native language. They are best friends with their mother (who most likely is a first gen auntie)
Dude I just saw a second generation aunty complaining about her sons nap schedule.
by Peanutorca April 18, 2018
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Aunty Sue

when ones aunty has down syndrome and allows you to lift her legs in a sexual act and burn her pubic hair with a lighter.
" Omg seb, i cant belive i just gave your Aunt an Aunty Sue "
by johny wilson August 29, 2007
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Aunt Flo's Coney Dog

having sex while the female is on her menstrual cycle and then sticking your penis between her breasts.
Jim gave Sally an aunt flo's coney dog last night.
by Al Bogus May 28, 2009
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Aunt Linda

"Stop being such an Aunt Linda"
by auntlinda December 11, 2015
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Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.
I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night
by J.P.S Irish August 23, 2006
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