tan yer arse

when you've done something wrong and get put over someones knee with a bum slap as punishment.

You: (does something bad)
Mum: Do that again son and I'll tan yer arse!

by Whatta.Prick June 18, 2020

On the bones of my arse

On the bones of my arse

I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis

by Rolleroy May 15, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

dick-arse

adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid

1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!

by Drewz July 3, 2006

Hungry Arse

A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.

Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match

by Stato the Laird December 14, 2008

Bannon arse

The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.

Man, I had the worst Bannon arse after eating that Red Rooster on the plane.

by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019

shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!

Have you been shagging arse?

by Sammo88 October 4, 2019