Ian

Short twink with blonde hair and cant lift 45lbs on incline bench usually with fat ugly glasses and usually with a small peener

DAMN! IAN IS A FUCKING TWINK
Eww did you see ian with his FAT UGLY GLASSES

by The_sogy_cock September 4, 2023

Ian and Lauren

The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.

Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!

by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021

Ian

😰

Me: "😰"
Ian: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

by facewithopenmouthandcoldsweat January 2, 2023

Ian Phillips

a chunky ginger, usually about 5'1 1" . Usually a pedophile

He's one of those fat ginger boys, the ones that talk to little girls, an Ian Phillips.

by xFrostyGoat January 18, 2019

Ian

The shrek stealer. He steals everyone. He can date ur best friends- EVEN UR CELEBRITY CRUSH TRUST ME BRO-

Nick: OMG- SHREK WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY

Shrek: why-

Nick: BC Ian THE SHREK STEALER IS COMING AHHHHHHH

by Jsjdnenennen November 23, 2021

trix Ian

Trix Ian is the most funny person you would ever know. Caring, loving and will do anything to protect you. He is everything you've been looking for. He is kind, sweet, ambitious and he is the most attractive person everytime he gets outside. He loves to joke and tell funny stuff. Despite that funny personality he is brave inside. He passed all secret battle in his life.

If you have a friend name Trix Ian, then you must be proud of him.

Trix Ian is something you must be greatful with

by Skyhoo June 9, 2021

Ian lankford

He’s a little white kid that loves a creature named Fred and loves typing nigger into his chromebook

Ian lankford is a fucking retard

by Austin pickles April 12, 2023