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Ass-wipe

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone
“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”
by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019
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Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin
When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025
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Team Wiped

When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.
Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!

Nancy: Bro got team wiped.
by icethegoat24 August 2, 2024
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FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE

When someone wipes their GAS HOLE ‘anus’ after recently defecating. Key term is “recent” to coin the terms, “FRESHLY WIPED”.
Janice has a fetish to SNIFF, SAVOR and LICK her 76 year old husband’s FRESHLY WIPED GAS HOLE.
by PSPkid April 14, 2021
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three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.
by hilarioyo August 25, 2021
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whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024
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