Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."

by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025

Stephen

A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.

I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.

by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025

Stephen Janssen

A guy who likes math and say AAAAA a lot. He is also very smart and a decent person to be with

Hey, how’s he?
Friend: Just being a Stephen Janssen, as always.

by YarrJeg-O March 21, 2025

Stephen mcdonough

If you're a girl and meet someone named Stephen mcdonough then you are in for a real treat because Stephen mcdonough means huge floppy monster cock

I met Stephen mcdonough the other day and my eyes were rolling in the back of my head just thinking about his huge floppy monster cock entering me

by Monster hancock November 23, 2021

Stephen

Really HIM!

King Stephen

by Really Him November 23, 2021

Stephen

Tell about this name

Say about Stephen

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021