Parker

A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers

Hey son, you don't want to end up like parker here

by Riddickw9ei January 17, 2022

Parker

A spoiled jerk rich kid, whom you usually blame all of life’s mistakes on.

“You miss a shot on basketball” Dude that’s Parkers fault.

by Butwhybro April 16, 2020

Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him

Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"

by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021

Rhino Parker

A cock so huge it gets stuck inside a woman .

Parking his cock in her pussy.

Guy to mates: she was so tiny i did a Rhino Parker. Couldnt get it out

by Lisaanne August 13, 2023

Peter Parker

a bean we MUST protect also tony stark and stephen strange's child

Peter Parker is such a baby bean UwU

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

Parker Kate Busby

the most adorable child and strongest girl ever and someone who deserves the world and the real star of the hit tlc show 'OUTDAUGHTERED'

someone: who is that?
me: only the perfect Parker Kate Busby

by cheesebucket January 25, 2021

Parker

Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!

Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?

by Maddie1833 October 20, 2019