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Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”
I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.
by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022
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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him
Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
by Pineus December 5, 2017
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Jason Ravalo

The ultimate homie. He can bone all yall bitches so watch out.
He just JASONED MY GRILL - Jason Ravalo
by Smokeweedeatyogurt October 5, 2016
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Jason Osborne

by Dixie Definitions April 6, 2022
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jason bartlett

An outstanding genuine guy who is always there to lend a hand or literally save the day.
Jason bartlett saved Mike freese from 3 fat girls from abducting him.
by Floppey tripod January 2, 2023
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Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke
Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!
by baldandbeez October 11, 2013
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