Father Silas

The founder of the religion, Khan Academy. The religion was founded in February 2022 and currently has between 5-15 members.

Father Silas is the father of Khan Academy.

by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

by anonymous August 14, 2022

Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020

Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

by Dickriderking May 11, 2021

Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021