Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

taco out

Taking a poop

It's ok, you can taco out if you need to.

by G.I.Poe April 3, 2015

Taco Month

JANUARY. every tuesday of january you have something in the taco family. the reasoning for taco month is because everyone is depressed that christmas is over. so why not have taco month?

taco month= awesomeness

by taco month January 18, 2021

Deep Taco

A large fat vagina that smells like cheese and oozes white creamy liquid when squeezed

Jeff got so drunk last night, he actually ate brenda's deep taco.

by Gonzo's Nose March 1, 2016

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.

I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol

by Hom Tanno February 27, 2015

Snow Taco

A dark skinned being who is actually Caucasian and only 5% Mexican.

1. "Look at that female, she is definitely a Snow Taco."

2. "Look at that lovely Snow Taco."

3. "He's so hot, I bet he's a Snow Taco."

by Ben-Kun June 21, 2013