Eat Donkey

To go ass-to-mouth.

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.

Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.

Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...

by jbah December 29, 2010

Donkey shiner

When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.

I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.

by TheLatvianProstitute September 14, 2010

donkey disnogafa

No one knows what it means but it is an insult

You are a Donkey Disnogafa
Hey your a son of a Donkey Disnogafa

by Slappy The Clown January 12, 2008

Power Donkey

Someone who has failed their way to the top, and is incapable of recognizing their failure as such.

Aka: a player who has failed their way to the top ranking of a game, yet still fails at the basics of the game.

"dude, don't be a Power Donkey, you can do this"

"dude, look at this Power Donkey fail all over the place."

by malusDiaz March 7, 2013

donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.

My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.

by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014

Jungle Donkey

A racial term for south americans.

stop being a jungle donkey

by conku November 1, 2014

chasing the donkey

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014